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The Darkest Timeline 🌩️📉📰🗞️ Hoodie
$70.00 USD
"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!"
Take me to the Al Gore 2000 timeline, please.
• SIZE UP FOR A LOOSER FIT.
• "The Darkest Timeline" embroidered across the chest
• "All The News That's..." embroidered on the right sleeve cuff
• "FWMJ" logo embroidered on left sleeve cuff
• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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